What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:44
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can men enjoy receiving anal sex?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
Why are some people afraid of monsters?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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No way
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!